“Good news first! I out did myself this year with the x-tmas decorating. The bad news! I had to take him down after two days. I had more people come screaming up to my house about my decorations than ever. But two reasons made me take them down.

First, the cops advised me that it could cause traffic accidents They almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, an old lady grabbed the heavy ladder and almost killed herself trying to put it against my house. She didn’t realize that it was fake until she reached the top (very angry old lady). She was only one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard was taking a beating too. There are tire tracks where people drove into my yard in a panic to save the hanging guy.”